Saturday, November 6, 2010

Vagueiche


(vayg-ee-shay) verb

The act, most often performed by professional athletes during interviews, that involves repeating cliches and speaking full monologues without ever saying anything that has any substance or meaning whatsoever.

Vagueiching is a common trait of professional hockey players. Answers from hockey players to interviewers have been known to consist of nothing but the phrases "eh," "uhhh," and "we just gotta skate harder and put more shots on net."

Image: Despite the severity of this hockey fight, when asked about it after the game, both players gave the same answer: "Uhhh...we just gotta skate harder and put more shots on net, eh."

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