(buff-uh-no-nee-in) noun
A person who suffers from a rare brain disease characterized by a strong like and interest in Buffalo sports teams, despite the fact that Buffalo sports teams will never win a major sports championship. Ever.
Buffanonians often suffer from alcoholism, high blood pressure, and a desire to stab themselves in the eye with a butterknife at the end of every sports season.
Image: an elderly Buffanonian stares into the distance as another sports season ends in humiliation and he realizes he would have been better off spending his life searching for plaid unicorns in his backyard rather than root for Buffalo sports teams.
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