Oshitsorry

(ohsh-its-ahrry) noun

The feeling a male has after ejaculating quicker than intended. Oshitsorry is sometimes mistaken for guilt and/or embarrassment. However, research shows that oshitsorry is closer to fear in terms of emotional reactions, due to the worry the male has that the female won't allow him to have sex with her again.

The men magazine industry is alleged to be entirely supported by the existence of oshitsorry due to their endless variations of "how to prolong your sexual enjoyment" articles. Oshitsorry has also been known to be used as an excuse for men to masturbate more often - due to a rumor that breathing in deeply during sex will prevent premature ejaculation. This has long proved to be untrue by countless experiments from millions of voluntary test subjects. Nonetheless, those test subjects are still testing. Again and again. Sometimes without even breathing deeply.

image: a man experiences oshitsorry while his female companion considers vibrators, lesbianism, and her male companion's best friend.